


Since that is not the case, I'll instead resolve to lusting after food accessories like this ring of a t-rex munching on a drumstick:

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and this rubber hot dog handbag:






I love things that are made from industrial felt and have a linear design. Josh Jakus is the designer behind this above series of um bags, eggflats and wine pockets. Prices for bags range from $40-$120, but a couple of designs are available through Figments.